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August 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Mariah Carey’s sister Alison keeps hanging her HIV positive prostitution shingle online. She’s not very good at spotting undercover vice. Or doesn’t care anymore since prison has better meals. In case you were wondering if that fifty dollar motel blowjob offered on Craigslist was going to net you a hummer from a celebrity. Voila. She’s sort of famous. And now you have The AIDS. Cry that one out before your Baptist minister as you try not to make eye contact with your wife.
The last time we heard from Alison Carey she and her brother were calling Mariah Carey names for not ponying up cash for Alison’s lifesaving surgery. That surgery now seems like maybe it was optional. The time before that Alison Carey was being arrested by N.Y.P.D. for hooking while HIV positive. Which is a crime. Also, super impolite.
According to Mariah’s publicity team, the successful sister has bailed her loser siblings out numerous times, paid for tons of their shit, and finally got tired of Alison at least blowing her allowance on crack and brand name Band-Aids. No way to know if that’s true or not, but it’s certainly plausible. Mariah and her sister both had a mouth and a plan. Mariah went down on Tommy Mottola. Alison clearly picked the wrong dick.
You can only bail out your friends and family on their shitty decisions so many times before telling them it’s time to stand on their own. Or die hacking up blood in a hospice. One less auto-Christmas card to send.
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