Laura Perlongo Seems Pregnant

MTV hosts their meaningless award shows several times a year to garner publicity for their native reality show stars. The Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Appalachian hillbillies, whoever is not quite dead yet from being exploited by their banal assembly line of latchkey teen crap. Nev Schulman hosts and produces Catfish on MTV where couples who’ve only met online get to meet each other offline and that’s the show. Everybody’s different in the real world than the fake person they pretend to be online. Keep the cameras rolling. Fucking magic. 

Schulman’s pregnant girlfriend showed up for the VMA’s red carpet wearing no bra or shirt so her gestating belly could be the subject of fetish masturbatory attention. Schulman kept dropping to his knees to kiss her belly just to be sure everybody knew this was entirely unplanned.

Numerous female bloggers referred to Laura Perlongo’s exposed with child look as empowering for pregnant women. That’s a reflexive Ctrl-V at this point. Blatant narcissism is no longer a deadly sin, it’s a resume builder. Societal decay could’ve happened without naked selfies. This isn’t so bad.

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