Larry King’s Wife Has A Type

Is your wife really cheating on you when she’s your eighth one and twenty-five years younger than octogenarian you? What did you think was going to happen? Granted you’re not one for researching things, especially the shit you talk about professionally, but this should have been obvious. King’s wife Shawn King is apparently fucking a public speaking guru named Richard Greene. Most women have a type, few of them Creepy Jewish Blowhard. Whatever pays the bills. She used to be fucking their kid’s Little League coach. At least he could hit.

According to the National Enquirer, King’s wife met Greene when he was a guest on a podcast she hosts with her husband called Back and Forth with Shawn and Larry. Sounds absolutely awful and her decision to start blowing some other guy makes perfect sense. The average human will do anything to distract themselves from the thought of Larry King, and she lives with him. Break out the pills and strange dick, he’s still fucking talking. Who could blame this poor woman and why am I certain he didn’t have a prenup? 

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