Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which is ironically part of Odom’s impetuous to slowly kill himself.

Prior to his temporarily becoming a vegetable, Odom was furious with Khloe for telling him to meet her in the parking lot of her gym and then signing off on a segment pretending he was stalking her. The constant airing of the details of his personal life was understandably frustrating. It’s unclear why he never just walked away but there’s something about those wide hips and broad shoulders NBA players just find irresistible. Along with Skittles and Sour Patch Kids it’s really a kryptonite: 

“You can’t do anything if the person is not willing to take control of their life and get help.”

True. Best thing to do at this stage is a few awfully produced reality segments. If that doesn’t get him back on the straight and narrow nothing will. The weed isn’t a good sign, but you can’t overdose from weed like you can boner pills. If this is the only thing he’s doing he may last another few decades. Weed and crack don’t pair well together. Consider this progress. Just don’t get stoned enough to return that bitches calls. 

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