Kendall Jenner Late to the Black Rapper Party

According to news reports created from Kris Jenner texts, Kendall Jenner is now fully dating rapper A$AP Rocky. The currency symbol in the fake name an indicator of how fucking broke he’ll be at thirty.

It’s unclear if only black rappers and ballers are willing to fuck Kardashians or if this is the willing choice of every single member of the family save for Kourtney who has made a statement by hanging by an unemployed white drunk. Even Still Fat Rob, is knocking up a black rap music video chick. Not to mention Bruce and the younger black man who keeps getting caught in his evening out photos.

The inexplicable demographic anomaly is either the curse of O.J. or simple racism. Whichever is more heinous is the likely answer. 

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