Josh Duggar Ruined a DJ

Some dude’s suing Josh Duggar for using his picture as his profile image whilst perusing the Internet for side pussy. Before Duggar’s name came out in the Ashley Madison hacked member list, but after his felonious babysitter stories, the eldest Duggar son selected a random guy’s photo as his cover on illicit dating sites. Matthew McCarthy was just an innocent DJ looking for gigs when his face appeared in numerous news stories linked to Duggar’s bogus member name profiles. That’s some shitty bad luck. You have to assume most cheating guys, let alone more prominent ones, have to be using fake photos for their side fucking business. 

McCarthy says he was raised in a strong Catholic family and hates being connected to Duggar’s history of adultery. He is seeking unspecified damages for defamation and wrongful use of his image.

Lawsuits are pretty fucking frivolous these days, but this seems merited. In the digital era, photos and photo stories never get washed from Google. Forget the pounding of prostitutes while your wife is home with child and bible, your face is now inexorably linked to a dude who liked to finger his little sisters in their sleep.

Only you have the right to do stupid ignominious shit with your face. I’d go for whatever’s left of that Duggar TLC syndication cash and ask for three of his next seven children to live as your human slaves. You could make a case they’d be better off with you, especially during slumber parties.

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