Gwyneth Paltrow Ditching Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow has started mentioning leaving Goop, her bitchy newsletter turned into a high-revenue bitchy luxury merchandise site. Speaking at the Sage Summit organized by Sage accounting software so annoying celebrities could be gifted big speaking fees to give lesser Ted talks, Paltrow mentioned how she might be holding Goop back from its next level of achievement. Presumably, that’s a golden designer bangle on every woman’s wrist.

My dream is that one day no one would remember that I have anything to do with it.

Coincidentally, that’s similar to the dream many people have about you. Because thought leaders aren’t always completely honest, Paltrow neglected to mention how her extremely high public perception negatives have prompted the money behind Goop to seek her less visible participation. Jared had a plan to slowly uncouple himself from Subway. Subway sought to move it along more expeditiously once the hard drives were confiscated. Expect Paltrow to be Goop ex-officio by the end of 2016. And Secretary of State by 2017.

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