Draymond Green Dick Pic Remorse

Draymond Green is a super talented ball player. That’s the predicate for why any athlete is allowed to be such an enormous jackass. Green’s at least somewhat responsible for costing his team an NBA championship clinching game, having been suspended for excessive ball sac kicking. Green was arrested a couple weeks ago for bitch slapping a college kid in a Michigan bar. Over the weekend, he accidentally shot a bare dick pic across social media.

Like any seasoned fuckup, Green claimed his account was hacked. That excuse stopped being novel three years ago. Also, that’s your dick. Like that Playboy chick in the sauna, Green meant to send a private message that turned into a Snapchat ‘story’ for the general public. Only fifteen year old girls can ever truly master Snapchat. Less well explained is why a grown man is sending out cock pics. You’ve got an $82 million contract and a fat ring. You could have a pinky peen and maintain a line of hot whores out your door for days.

Green quickly confessed. He’s the worst kind of troublemaker. The one who keeps getting into shit but doesn’t have the sociopathy to go full evil. That leaves you with simply stupid. Waiting to see what Bruce Jenner says about his dick. 

(Uncensored dick pic HERE. Fuck yeah you’re being judged.)

Draymond’s Team USA buddies gave him some rightful shit on the court: