DMX Threatens The Gene Pool

DMX has just sired his fifteenth child. The economics professor who lives next door and occasionally drops off some banana bread has two. Obama has two. The Clintons have one, if you believe them. Smart people appear to see the hazards of reproducing. Crackheads who bark into a microphone between rounds of dogfighting don’t give it as much thought. Hence, WalMart, Carls Jr, Two and a Half Men, Tyler Perry and Honey Boo Boo. Essentially everything that sucks can be blamed on morons having sticky sex. 

The latest child will no doubt join his half siblings as a cog in the welfare system and end up smoking weed on a sofa well into his late sixties while managing a season of Madden. DMX will contract diabetes and be charged with manslaughter in the next six months after the Feds raid his meth lab. Stephen Hawking has three children, so did Einstein. The returns are diminishing. Get ready for another Ashton Kutcher vehicle, DMX Jr. loves it. 

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