Charlie Sheen Going For Broke

Charlie Sheen’s success tonic relied on being alive, being rich, and being desired by women. Those all seem to be going away pretty fast. Sheen appealed to a court to reduce his $55K a month settlement dough to each of the two mothers of his known children. Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller accepted a drop to $25K a month each, with some knowledge that Sheen is likely to declare bankruptcy ahead of all the women and maybe men in line to sue him for dicking them with The AIDS. It’s unclear how Sheen blew through so much TV money so quickly, but if you scream out, cocaine and whores and hush money, you’re going to nail the top three audience answers on The Feud.

At least half the people writing Sheen off as a loser were fully onboard his Winning and Tiger’s Blood fuck you establishment train a few years back. Popularity is fickle. Everybody loves a rebel, especially when he’s buying rounds. By contrast, nobody likes an HIV positive guy who is fucking their sister bareback. One minute you’re on top, the next you’re nose is five sizes bigger than it used to be and even your hair plugs are receding. Sheen will be remembered as a true American hero, at least by Sheen. Everybody else will just think asshole. You can’t be James Dean at 51.

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