Bruce Jenner Finally Gets the Cock

Bruce Jenner went crazy long on his plan to get cock without being labeled gay. Fuck the decathlon gold. His signature achievement is in the plotting, surgeries, press releases, wardrobe, speeches, and down low camouflage cover stories all with the goal of finally getting some man meat while pretending he’s a lady and this is entirely hetero kosher. Any man can throw a javelin. This convoluted plot took some doing.

According to gossip reports, Jenner may very well be doinking an unidentified younger black man. So, not unlike his wife, daughters, and step daughters. You’ve sold and sold out everything for this dong, Bruce. Wrap your enormous man hands around that member and live the dream you’ve had since childhood. Not the fake one you keep winning awards with. Cocks away. I hope it was worth it.

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