Taylor Swift Bonafide Sociopath

Calvin Harris is a DJ, although he actually produces some of the music unlike Paris Hilton who has someone assist her to press Play on an iPod and then stands there with a butt plug in. Harris dated Taylor Swift for a spat because she wanted to diversify her portfolio. I’ve fucked athlete, actor, rapper, musician, and artist. What about DJ? This sex thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, it’s just super numb down there.

Harris released some bullshit ass song, ostensibly about breaking up with someone, presumably Taylor Swift. Swift took umbrage because she apparently wrote the song, which is odd that you’d be writing a breakup song before you broke up with someone. It almost seems orchestrated. Apparently Harris hadn’t given her proper credit because she recorded under a pseudonym, which is the entire point of recording under a pseudonym, so Swift released her team of feminist publicists who are probably middle aged nebbishy white guys to assure her proper credit. Harris responded: 

“I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym. Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though.” 

He went on to accuse Swift of being a publicity whore and intimated that she appears to get a visceral thrill out of tearing people down as is demonstrated by the fact that her face would send you to the dark place if you saw her while on mushrooms. At this point it’s debatable that she has a vagina, it’s got to be a hermaphrodite situation or perhaps she just burns herself with lit candles. Whatever the issue there’s something disturbingly wrong with this person and it’s not just her shitty music. Try sucking off your dentist, you need to be grounded. 

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