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Nobody Understands The Legality of Swift/West/Kardashian Phone Recording (VIDEO)

July 20, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West’s phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she’s a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible she drinks kitten blood. As has been previously explained her vagina is also dryer than a Downey sheet. Depending on what idiot you talk to, be it Dr Drew or the mousey unemployed lady across the hall who collects mice, recording someone on the phone without their knowledge is either totally legal or totally illegal but definitively one or the other. The truth lies somewhere in the middle but earnest discussions of nuanced legal matters don’t sell a lot of corn syrup. Maybe the Supreme Court will take it up once they’re finished with Tom Brady and Steven Avery and the officiating in the 2002 Lakers/Kings Game 6. 

To state the obvious: It doesn’t matter whether or not it’s legal because Swift wants this to go away as soon as possible. It’s embarrassing. It’s more embarrassing than asking for a plunger at the Christmas party. It solidifies what we’re all expected. She’s a disingenuous attention whore. So is West but you have to respect his transparency. Her forthrightness is somewhat shocking. What are the odds they discussed the time he crashed her award show presentation? They’ve both been coasting off that publicity for the past half decade. Seems it’s all been a pack of lies. And awful, awful music. It seems possible they’ve even fucked which is no easy task since he’s a homosexual and she’s a robot. Where there’s a will there’s a way. Still believe she writes her own songs? Go back to bed. 

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