Naked News, Newsgirls Get Naked, Just $149 for a Full Fucking Lifetime

July 15, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’ll say this for Naked News, it’s better than any other news program. As Brian Williams tells it, he was the first Naked News anchor ever. They’re certainly just as informative. They take their fucking clothes off while delivering the news. There’s no other way to make news entertaining. Well, murder and mayhem exploited for fear and destabilization of civic virtue. Though tits still kind of leads.

If you’ve ever contemplated joining the Naked News bandwagon, this is the time to get that shit. For $149 you can get a Forever Membership to Naked News. Lifetime. For Forever. No rebills ever. I don’t know, how many months you’ve got left. If you say 149 that makes the math easy. It’s cheap. And naked. Now.

Naked News Lifetime and Forever Just $149

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