Mischa Barton Lamentations from a Yacht

Whenever the brutality of civil rights and systemic racism rears its ugly head, turn to rich white girls sipping Chardonnay on yachts for answers. What Would Mischa Barton Do? It’s certainly worth pondering when looking to score some kind bud. Barton felt obliged to express her hopeless dismay over the Alton Sterling shooting by police officers in Baton Rouge: 

“I’m truly heart broken to watch videos like the #altonsterling execution. This may have been going on forever in the United States but thank god the pigs get caught on camera now. Its unthinkable and an embarrassment to America. The country I was brought up in. Somebody make change. We need gun control and unity. And a real President so think about that when this election is around the corner. The world is a precarious place right now. #stop #reflect and #act appropriately.”

To thine own hashtags be true. Barton posted her empty pleas for a better world for the disenfranchised alongside a bikini shot of herself cruising the seven seas with a bikini shot. MLK Jr. knew to bang his side bitches off-camera. It’s not that difficult to ask. Barton quickly deleted her Instagram post to ensure it would be a huge story and she would be roundly criticized for being so incredibly on-point with her limousine liberalism. Back to your classic Caddy and show us your tits. Unity doesn’t happen with simply a wish. 

_{Photo credit: Mischa Barton/Instagram}