Leonardo Dicaprio And Nina Agdal Approaching Sex on the Beach

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world’s highest mountains. Fly your private jet to an green house gas emissions conference. You’re literally untouchable. This is where the super villain screams about being all-powerful while the savvy cocksman makes nary a public remark about the legendary levels of bedpost notches he’s amassing.

If the Academy Awards added just this one category they’d be infinitely more watchable. I’d like to thank my Cialis connect and the dude who changes the sheets on my yacht. Pussy eating grins are inspiring.

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