Kourtney Kardashian Bastard Reloaded

According to InTouch magazine, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her fourth child. InTouch has a gossip accuracy rating of about twenty percent, which ranks it a notch above every other entertainment magazine, though still below Sheila, the human resources assistant who goes to the parking structure to smoke on the fifteens and forty-fives. Wait until you hear Sheila complain about equal pay and include her transit hours to and from P-3.

The magazine which seems to makes shit up based on what will make women buying cheesecake bites cum in the checkout line, cited an exclusive anonymous source:

Kourtney has always wanted four kids, but has been adamant about not wanting multiple baby daddies

Rich white whore problems. The disadvantaged girls fucking NFL babies into them for checks at the end of every month don’t have such a luxury. 

Nobody else seems to think Kourtney is pregnant by her drunk boyfriend who occasionally needs breaks to cry and fuck barely legal models. Though most people polled either side they didn’t care of they’d be willing to fuck Kourtney on camera and asked how SAG residuals work. When horrible people report on horrible people, there’s nothing left to root for. If you discount abortion.

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