Khloe Kardashian Not High on Trump

In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler’s show on Netflix which is still airing because Netflix paid for a strip of them in advance, Kardashian recalls how Trump’s demands that she be literate and functional rubbed her the wrong way:

It wasn’t really for me, and then my mom made me do it, of course. So I did it, and I hated every minute of it. It just is something I would never do. I’m put in these situations I would never be in in real life. I went to home school I don’t know how to do a fucking PowerPoint and this and that. Like, I don’t care… So like, just stressing myself out and dealing with him and about to be fired, I’m like ‘Fuck you, I don’t want to do this.’

If Khloe were a poor black kid this would make for an inspiring story where a caring teacher helps her discover that her rage is based in the fact that nobody ever took the time to teach her how to read. The home schooling syllabus was really just a salad place takeout menu. After Khloe put her head through the windshield they told her some of the things she could no longer remember included the last two years of home high school. That saved everybody a lot of time. 

Kardashian later agreed with Chelsea Handler that Trump shouldn’t be President since that was the entire point of Handler’s show. Though using the one example that the Presidential candidate expected you to be intelligent and useful and you weren’t is not the one I’d use. Are you sure he didn’t touch you inappropriately and mention something about loving larger ladies? This is why the Goddess of Feminism invented rape charges. 

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