Kendall Jenner Breast Defense

Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though more sapient than anything published on the Player’s Tribune ever.

I really don’t see what the big deal is with going braless! I think it’s cool and I really just don’t care! It’s sexy, it’s comfortable and I’m cool with my breasts. That’s it! 

So, that’s it?

It’s also a fun way to show off my different nipple rings!

Oh. 

You pay for premium you get the exclamation marks. What you don’t get are pictures of her tits, which greatly muddles the value proposition. Jenner is the only member of the coven not to have artificially enhanced her breasts. Her mom, sister, three half-sisters, and her dad have all chosen implants. If there’s some nobility in her decision to remain as the God of Precum made her, it’s mitigated by her massive influence on making young girls even twattier.  

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