Kelly Brook Saturated

Need to run something by the Jezebel editorial board. Is this British model fat or plus-sized or just her own woman who shall live free of judgement in a Utopian land where no more than half the college coeds shall be sexually assaulted after Econ this evening?

Those are nice tits. My Aunt Suzie’s grew enormous too when she lost track of the days and started eating persimmons by the crate. Rubenesque portrait models didn’t have access to healthy food options. Fat and rich is now a put down. Doubly so for Sanders supporters. Your boyfriend isn’t moaning. He’s trying to get air. Put down the clotted creme. 

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