Insane Clown Posse Scheduling in Advance

At the annual Gathering of the Juggalos last week, the Insane Clown Posse announced they would be holding a march on Washington in September of 2017. The Insane Clown Posse consists of two dudes in clown makeup, one of whom looks a shitload like Guy Fieri in grease paint. Might want to check if he announces out loud that every sandwich he eats is one of the top five sandwiches ever.

“We don’t know what’s going to happen. We could totally embarrass ourselves, and there could be 25 people.” But even if you don’t like ICP’s music, you have to respect a group who will go to bat this seriously for its fans, especially in the face of some restrictive law-enforcement bullshit.”

The ICP has been the target of the FBI in the past for gang affiliations which is shit the FBI used to do before radical Muslims started shooting up joints. The march will run from the Lincoln Memorial to the Washington Monument, a green mile of intoxicating smoke, a mere fourteen months from now. You’re going to want to give unemployed people advance notice so they can VCR all their wrestling program.

Clowns in makeup walking the Mall are going to gather more than 25 people merely from the spectacle. There are a ton of homeless in the area who will follow if they think there’s some chance of booze at the end. Decent timing for the new President to practice domestic drone strikes. Operation Played Out Pennywise. Engage.