Dakota Johnson Topless Filming ‘Fifty Shades Darker’

Sex with the same partner over and over again is pretty fucking boring. That’s why no man conducted himself thusly for the first 99.9% of human history.

Monogamy cries out to invent shit like leather straps and ball gags in the place of just finding new and more interesting people to fuck normally. It’s like prisoners being inventive with their shiv manufacturing. If there was a knife store with a decent selection on campus, all that toilet paper roll and toothbrush fashioning would die up quickly. 

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