Bill Cosby Suddenly Disabled

In the midst of facing prison time Bill Cosby is claiming to be blind meaning he probably can’t see what people put in his drinks. One of his lawyers, Monique Pressley, who is obviously a huge piece of shit and has sold out her gender and species said the following: 

“He’s a 78-year-old blind man who they’ve chosen to charge. That’s not a defense to a charge, that’s just a fact.”

Let’s assume he is actually blind which he probably is not. Are blind people allowed to rape with impunity now? That appears to be the premise. How does this hypothetical system work? Once you hit 20/50 can you get away with parking tickets? Can glaucoma patients flash children on the bus? What the fuck are you talking about? Just say anything and hope it sticks. That’s what he’s paying your retainer for. You don’t really need your eyesight in prison as you’re mostly locked in a small cage. You might bonk your head on the bars a few times but it’s better than getting fingered while you’re asleep. You don’t count in the stats. When he breaks out the sunglasses you’ll know it’s a medical reality. It’s super difficult to fake. Actually just close your eyes, that’s what he told the chicks, coincidentally. 

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