Ashley Graham Went and Ruined Everything

You had one job, Ashley Graham. Eat. The plus sized model phenomenon may have lost some weight. Or appeared more slender in an Instagram photo she ran up the BBW flagpole. What looks like a couple or three inches lost around the elastic waistband sent her larger lady fan base into an orgy of disappointment and things made of processed shortening. 

How are you gonna be some inspiration to feel beautiful being thick and a bigger woman while you’re out there losing a bunch of weight to look like every basic woman? It really pisses me off! I looked up to her so much. I’m so disappointed.

It’s almost as if there’s a choice. Somebody’s been reading Orwell and putting down the cookies. Release the Kraken that can only do one, maybe two flights of stairs before sweating profusely.

Ashley Graham quickly tamped down the riots by feigning ignorance. Come on, ladies. It’s all just photography angles. Like being reasonably healthy outweighs our shared commitment to making lazy people feel like winners. It’s unclear if the Curves mob bought into Graham’s denials. Wait until first light and see if they’ve eaten a leg. The tribal council is fair, but super fucking hungry.

_{Photo credit: Ashley Graham/Instagram}