Amber Rose Has a TV Show (VIDEO)

In the future, everybody will have fifteen episodes on basic channel. Amber Rose’s notable accomplishments include fucking Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. More than some, less than others. It speaks to female empowerment. When enhanced with breast and butt implants the lights go on and you pretend insipid shit you’re talking about is a meaningful use of the poorly paid production crew’s time.

Rose blew open the doors to quality television by interviewing morbidly obese model Tess Holliday about fucking while pregnant. Even granting the profound breadth of the fetish spectrum, those titillated by three hundred pound pregnant women squirming on their back like a struggling tortoise has to be pretty narrow. Dentists crack jokes because if you focused on the oral Holocaust taking place n your mouth you’d never frequent the DDS. Keep tittering, Amber. This is now how I imagined bulimia to work.

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