Aldon Smith Lacks That Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi (VIDEO)

In the future that started ten years ago, people will be judged entirely by dumb shit they film themselves doing. Social media is one large stupidity test. Case in point, Aldon Smith. The talented NFL linebacker is set to come off a one year suspension for DUI, subsequent to arrests for holding a knife at a stabbing party, hit and run, and making casual bomb threats at LAX while wasted. Smith smartly figured out if he shot himself smoking weed on Periscope but never showed his face, he’d never get caught. “Never being caught” standing in as the idiot’s version of “Why am I doing this in the first place?”. The league is now investigating. Half the NFL is smoking dope between drug tests. Not all of them are on suspension for DUI. You can’t cover up stupid with Goldenseal.

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