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When the Clock Strikes Midnight, The Stroking Ends
June 1, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Mr. Skin, who happens to be the second largest employer of men between the two coasts after only methamphetamine cookers, has extended their Memorial Weekend Lifetime special until midnight tonight. When the witches cackle and the bells gong and CNN has switched over to their British accented anchors, it’s all over. $99. No Rebills ever.
You can cryogenically freeze yourself and this membership abides. It’s like a Forever Stamp. Only Mr. Skin will be around long after the U.S.P.S. closes shop.
If you want, really want it, this is the last chance to get it.
Mr. Skin for Forever for Ninety-Nine Bucks, Never Pay Again, Fap Until Your Dick Falls Off Happy
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