Selma Blair Has Demons

There’s no better way to cap off a Father’s Day holiday retreat with your young son and husband than getting lit up on prescription meds and wine and getting carted off the airplane in a stretcher. It wasn’t about you this one day. Apparently she just couldn’t handle it. According to anonymous mouth breathing insiders who have nothing better to do than hang around the airport and talk to TMZ after their flight has landed, shit got really weird as Blair screamed:

“He burns my private parts. He won’t let me eat or drink. He beats me. He’s going to kill me.”

At first it seemed the stretcher was a bit unnecessary but this sounds like some pretty dark Nicole Brown Simpson type shit. Her husband is a fashion designer. Notice she mentioned nothing about their sex life. Hopefully before she’s released from custody at Ellen’s house someone clears up exactly what she meant by this because it sounds quite frightening. Who goes to Mexico for Father’s Day? The whole thing seems forced. I smell an Oscar.

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