Record Police Fucking and Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection Exposed on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #49 (AUDIO)

You can’t begin to fathom the massive shithole that is humanity until you sit down once a week and take a good look at what’s going on in the world. People who bitch about how the news should be more positive lack both an understanding of ratings and the natural domain of common human activity. In some garden somewhere there will also be a kindly old woman plating tulips. Until the drone strike. 

On this week’s Last Men on Earth we cover the insanely unimportant topics of the first non-tranny Arthur Ashe Courage Award winner, the squelching of the book on Hillary Clinton’s nasty habits, O.J. scheming to fuck Khloe Kardashian in a forced conjugal, an ambitious teenager fucking 31 cops from her mom’s police department, and we both agree that it’s tasteless to judge another man’s porn collection then judge the shit out of Michael Jackson’s.

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