Michael Jackson Obvious Pedophile

If you’re still defending Michael Jackson go fuck yourself. It’s okay to admit you’re wrong. It’s an admirable quality. Sit out Billy Jean at the wedding, this dude raped children. The police routinely frame people for various crimes and plant evidence. Yet, they don’t have a ton of child porn floating around in their trunks. Do the fucking math. Outside of molesting white trash stranger children, Jackson apparently also diddled his own relatives. The Santa Barbara sheriffs are still really pissed about this and probably disillusioned with humanity. So are the people you’re writing the speeding tickets to. What goes around comes around. Fuck you too Officer O’Malley. According to an anonymous officer: 

“We received a credible tip about the nephews and, as with many things that happened during the investigation, Jackson’s people got wind of it and Jackson spirited the one boy off to an island. Well, when that boy returned, Jackson had also purchased him a brand new car which we understood, along with the trip, was to shut the nephew up.”

It’s official, if you ever knew Michael Jackson you were aware he was a pedophile and ignored it. So you’re a bad person: Ellen, Oprah, Eddie Murphy, Bill Clinton, Elvis’ daughter, Mr T and all the rest of you. You ignored your conscious because you wanted to be around a celebrity. Wasn’t your kid though. Throw his ashes into the tar pit. 

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