Josephine Skriver in A Thong

According to some decidedly amateur research, this Victoria’s Secret model is working more than any of her fellow thong servants. There are no straight men working in the lingerie empire which leads to a far less obvious reason for her fast rise.

The ability to form some semblance of a round booty while not eating during weekdays would be a game changer. I know how bronzing works. That’s a fake curve. Would hiring a minority kill you? Even Alabama football figured out you can’t win titles with flat asses.

_{Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret}