Johnny Manziel Seems Playful (VIDEO)

Friends of Johnny Manziel became concerned when the former NFL quarterback didn’t arrive in The Hamptons to host a scheduled party. Especially concerned as to who was going to put down their credit card to get the party started in this drunk dipshit’s absence. These are the kinds of friends you quickly accumulate as a free spending addict. 

The search the police pretend to do when alcoholics go missing was called off when Manziel appeared wasted at 1OAK at 3am on some random dude’s Instagram feed. He certainly seems happy. The guy with the camera seems pretty stoked that something decent happened for the three hundred bucks he spent to get loaded and not get laid. Only the leeches left dry in The Hamptons were put out.

Manziel comes from family money for when the football cash runs out. This could go on for a very long time. The odds he pops into your local Denny’s late night wasted and buying rounds of chicken fried steaks remains high. Look at that punim. He’s adorable.

 

A video posted by Anthony Shnayderman (@anthonydocnyc) on May 30, 2016 at 12:23am PDT