Soccer Players Get the Best Tail

There used to be some debate as to which professional athletes got the hottest tail. That debate ended when everybody admitted that soccer might be boring as shit, but playing professionally essentially guarantees you a slender brunette with big tits wearing screaming your name from the wives and girlfriend section of the stands.

You’d expect top scores of some South American country to have Victoria’s Secret model shtupping. Soccer provides similar opportunities for Slovenian defenders. A sport where dudes who don’t even score get world class pussy. Fuck you and your nil-nil scores and backwards passing and running out the clock ten minutes into the contest. This is the beautiful game.

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