Cue Roger Clinton

Losers always have a habit of fucking up at the worst possible time. In reality they’re just constantly fucking up but sometimes you notice more. Hence Bill Clinton’s bastard brother got himself a DUI in LA two days before the California primary. Hillary has most certainly looked into having his Dr Skipper poisoned but decided it’s not worth the risk. Syria, definitely.

Roger Clinton lives in Manhattan Beach in an $800,000 house owned by Bill Clinton who occasionally drops by to fuck a pancake house waitress in the spare bedroom. Most addicts are selfish self-involved assholes. You can tell by the way they schedule their DUIs. Look at me, I’m still in pain. It’s 2016, all of us are. Your sister in law is the real problem, not the Johnny Walker. One begets the other. It’s called an Uber shit kicker, take yourself out a loan and get a smart phone.

_{Photo Credit: LA County Sheriffs}