Chris Brown Hits For The Cycle (VIDEO)

If Chris Brown understood the concept of irony he’d really enjoy reading his paperback biography while he’s permanently locked up six years from now. We’ll leave a few pages at the end so you can write in your conversion to Islam, OJ Light.

Brown’s ex-manager Mike G is suing him because he says Brown took him into a room and beat the shit out of him. His camp claims Mike G was trying to keep this info under wraps so as to not damage Brown’s image but we all know the truth, it’s really embarrassing to get beat up by a guy who dances like a fairy.

The greatest part of the story is that Mike G was hired to rehabilitate Brown’s image after he beat the shit out of Rihanna. This included getting him off of drugs and figuring out his finances. When you beat up the guy who was hired to deflect public criticism of you beating a chick, you’re beyond reproach. Also to state the obvious, fuck this guy he probably deserved it.

Brown responded by posting a video of himself high on multiple substances accusing Mike G of stealing his money. Perhaps it will be admissible in court. Please let this go to trial, this guy has already used up his seven lives. Congratulations to his fans, you guys were awesome.

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