Charlie Sheen Laments Sex Life

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not so much. When someone’s viral count is low there’s zero risk for transmission. Sure. Sheen’s been fluffed, put your money where your mouth is. It’s really the aw shucks form of coping. It’s really not a big deal, everyone has it now anyway. Tons of plumbers and your average flooring guy. You can lead a completely normal life, assuming you have health care or are pretty loaded. Have a sense of humor about it. Everything happens for a reason. The universe implored you to bang that rentboy: 

“I’m not dating, I’m spending a lot of time with my family. Right now I couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a handful of condoms. It doesn’t give me a great opening line: ‘Hey, I’ve got HIV – busy later?'”

Zing. I’m thinking about getting HIV just for the witty material. Perhaps you should move to another country where people don’t know you have HIV and start fucking strangers without telling them or using a condom, because that’s what you were doing before and had no problem with it. In fact, the only reason you augmented your opening line to include your HIV status is because you were outed. Please don’t let Sheen become beloved by the liberal elite for having the courage to face HIV head on. Those PSA’s should inspire mass shootings. He never had any courage. He didn’t want to admit he had it, and he probably gave a bunch of other people HIV. He’s a fucking piece of shit. Using a condom takes courage. The one’s he’s selling, quite a bit more. 

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