Bella Thorne Shares Her Colonoscopy

It’s impossible to over-share on social media. Tales of stupidity become LOL stories. Plastic surgery scars are accepted as war stories. You can document floaters in your bowl and you’d get ten thousand flower emojis. It’s hard to blame the entertainer for sinking to lowest common denominator content when the audience is demanding dullard content.

At Dominican little league aged eighteen, Bella Thorne has the perfect understanding of the social media demography. She serves up tits and empty Pablum in equal measure. Including her recent colonoscopy which she documented in its near entirety without even a hint of how her situation might be used for some social good. She might as well have been visiting the San Dimas Water Slides.

Colonoscopies are becoming a routine form of cancer screening and intestinal diagnostics for people over forty. If you’re getting one at eighteen, something medically significant is upon you. Worth sharing to maybe save the life of others? Useful information is the antithesis of social media’s reason for being. Way to stay focused.

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