Axl Rose Demands Fat Pics Removed

Axl Rose has sent at least eleven requests to Google to take down the memes making fun of how fat he is, a surefire technique to make sure more and more of them pop up. Some more popular ones include “Welcome to the jungle, we got tons of cake” and “Mr Coldstone.” Memes serve no purpose. They’re mildly amusing though and people browse the Internet at their government jobs nine hours a day so there’s a huge demand for content. They figured out how to block porn.

Even if Google removes the memes from their search database they’ll still be out there, which is why it’s still incredibly easy to find a photo of Jennifer Lawrence in a pearl necklace despite her lawyers insisting you just raped her. It shouldn’t be hard to prove this is causing him irreparable pain. Just look at him. Axl Rose is one of the biggest assholes of all time. The fact these memes are hurting his feelings is absolutely glorious. Fat shaming is often a huge positive. Not all the time, but usually. Keep them coming. Sweet bagel of mine?

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