Arnold Schwarzenegger Wanders a Dystopian Wasteland Because You Just Had to Have That Burger (VIDEO)

Arnold Schwarzenegger exploited his celebrity and movie catchphrases to get himself elected governor of California then proceeded to accomplish absolutely nothing during his term of service. The Keebler elves worked more magic than Schwarzenegger who discovered environmentalism as an excuse to fly his private jet to locales anywhere but Sacramento. Schwarzenegger has stuck with the cutting back for thee but not for me celebrity paucity campaigns, including this bit to encourage people to eat less meat to combat global warming.

China has unabashedly cheated on or considerably missed every single greenhouse gas reduction promise it’s made at important conferences held in cities with Western quality hookers. They make the perfect leaders in a global effort to cut back on livestock populations which expel nasty vegetarian farts and raise the methane levels in the atmosphere. China announced a goal to reduce its meat consumption by fifty percent in the next fifteen years, which means less sweet and sour pork for the guys building the massive number of new coal fired energy plants across the vast nation.

Schwarzengger and director James Cameron agreed to produce a “Less Meat, Less Heat” commercial for the U.S. that will remind people that if you eat a burger, you’re dooming Schwarzenegger to banging fat house keepers and shooting roids in a barren blazing hot landscape of the future. Naturally, all shot in a massively air-conditioned and artificially lit sound stage in Hollywood, because shooting out in the currently existing desert two hours away seemed a sweaty inconvenience.

The only people who are going to reduce their meat consumption because of global warming alarmism are people who have already given up meat for reasons they discuss incessantly on Facebook. You start showing pictures of dudes in their 40’s and 50’s keeling over at Arby’s with cardiac arrest set against some melancholy Michael Buble tunes and you might have something.