Ariel Winter Shooting a Film That Doesn’t Exist

Ariel Winter is in Tennessee shooting a film called Dog Years that doesn’t exist on IMDb or in any standard production notices. She received a mysterious note with an address off the beaten path in Nashville and told to show up in a crop top and short shorts covered in fake tattoos. This is how every torture porn film begins. Winer took a selfie with an elderly Burt Reynolds on the first day of filming which only confirms this entire cinematic venture is some kind of sick ruse. When you wake in a remote cabin chained to a post and an overgrown encephalitic kid in overalls standing over you, it’s too late to cry out for the mom you emancipated away. Stay strong. I Spit on Your Grave had a happy ending.

_{Photo Credit: Bob Franklin}