Alessandra Ambrosio Has It Figured Out

Alessandra Ambrosio has started her young daughter in with yoga classes. You can force them to skip meals, but there’s no way to ensure they become lucrative models if they’re not committed to living in Lululemon stretch pants by seven. If Ambrosio had made her fortune in the vulcanized rubber industry, this kid would be stirring the sulfide tanks. Dr. Seuss explains relative gratitude far better.

Brazilians are a practical lot. You move up, you move out, you don’t question why you’re taking social graces classes in second grade from a former concubine to the Sultan of Brunei. You’re far better looking than most girls who are home schooled. Keep your eye on the prize, young one. You only get one mom. This one’s going to steal your boyfriends and make tapes.

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