Serena Williams Dominates

Serena Williams has dominated the French Open with her tennis skill of being five times bigger and stronger than her nearest competitor. An offensive lineman who can bench press two thousand pounds would be tough to get past. Why do the nose tackles keep ending up in the stands?

Tennis has collectively decided to ignore Williams obvious gargantuan anatomy because she’s been a financial boon for the sport. Also, they’re scared she’ll pound her fists into the ground and start an earthquake. Maria Sharapova was busted for PED use and may be out of tennis for good. Seems like discrimination against pretty white girls. Nobody knows their pain.

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