Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

Calvin Klein’s is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein’s got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I <Blank> in My Calvin’s Campaign. She “flashes” in hers. If you had “studies for my organic chem exams” you can tear up your ticket.

Klein’s defenders point out that the model in the photo is actually twenty-two. Also that staged pedophilia sells extremely well and gets them all huge Christmas bonuses. Groups that note untoward shit about clothing ads note that the general theme of Klein’s sexy campaigns are always that men make money and gobble up power and women while in their Calvins while women seduce and use their sexuality to get what they want in their jeans and undies. While in reality the world is elderly Calvin Klein stroking his flaccid wee-wee while biting the buttons off of the pants of a nineteen year old Portuguese male model. Everyone conceded that sexist cliches were safer and please just keep checking birth certificates. 

_{Photo Credit: Calvin Klein}