Melania Trump Juicy Tidbits

Melania Trump opened up in a rather bizarre interview in which she literally called herself intelligent and proceeded to talk about how she likes fancy shoes. Her token humorous anecdote came in the form of describing her stay at a Holiday Inn in Iowa and how it wasn’t up to her normal standards but she just “went with it.” I’d imagine you did, didn’t you grow up drinking toilet water in the former Soviet Bloc and fucking people for money? You’re sucking Donald Trump’s dick and complaining about the bedspreads.

Melania explained she has an exciting life which involves eating lunch with her friends in restaurants and picking her son up from school the same way ugly people who pay their own rent do. Another nugget was that the Clintons didn’t get her a wedding present after attending the ceremony and probably convincing Trump to run in exchange for drafting some serious loopholes in regards to code on the Upper East Side. She also defended Trump’s plan to deport the Muslims:

“He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America. He wants to unite people. They think he doesn’t but he does. Even with the Muslims, it’s temporary.”

Pretty sure that’s what they told the Jews or do they mostly teach Holocaust denial in rural Slovenia? This chick is an opportunistic zero with a nice rack. Could be worse, you could’ve married Hillary.

_{Photo Credit: GQ}