Ludacris Demads Big Condoms

Ludacris made $65,000 for a 13 minute shitty performance at the University of Georgia. While that is offensive in its own right a lot of people are missing the point and are super mad he was supplied with liquor and Magnum Condoms as his rider demands. You don’t have to use them to put them in your contract. It’s actually a cool move. I also need a fly swatter to stop these Victoria’s Secret models from tonguing my asshole when I’m not looking. Magnums and regular Trojans have the same exact circumference. The only difference is they have the name of a gun on them and they are 8 inches long as opposed to 7.5. You’re telling me Ludacris’ dick is longer than a mozzarella stick? You’re shorter than Celine Dion in that picture. It’s a marketing scheme aimed at insecure retards and it’s reaping profits.

The university’s athletic director who booked the concert is fake remorseful as if his kids pay the tuition. He put out a statement after he was admonished for acknowledging that people still like to drink and fuck in 2016 even if they have fake big dicks like Ludacris: 

“Few things in my professional life have bothered me more than this situation. There are no reruns in life so we need to turn the page, learn from our mistakes and do everything we can to make sure errors of this nature do not reoccur.”

So not paying the athletes who pay your salary and cutting off their scholarships after they suffer an on-field injury bothers you less than giving this guy a bottle of a vodka? You’re a fucking terrible person and should put a gun in your mouth immediately. I’m still extremely unclear of why this is a controversy but the smoking gun was Ludacris pretending he uses condoms. Go Dawgs.

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