Kourtney Kardashian Getting Kind of Old For This Shit

A thirty-seven year old mom of three fronting a Vegas nightclub in a leather bra isn’t necessarily depressing. Not when she’s taking home $50,000 for her troubles. More cringe worthy when she’s pocketing three hundred bucks and a subjugating fingering from the club owner. Money makes the difference.

Kourtney Kardashian is an aging dwarf still oiling up her tits for door work. It’s hard to leave the game when you can’t imagine what comes next. Your resume has one line: young and down to fuck. You’re no longer young and LinkedIn has a shit ton of profile fields to enter. Look at your mom, closely. Put your affairs in order. Your kids will be raised by your drunk ex-boyfriend. At least he’ll make them wear pants. 

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