Kanye Offers Up Anal and Pudding

A white South African rapper named Ninja shared a story about that time he went to work at Kanye’s house on some tracks and Kanye just weirded the fuck out of him. Ninja has a reputation for being extremely eccentric himself. This must be what it’s like when some progressive soul joins a fetish club on a whim and ten minutes into the first get together realizes everybody else there is way more into leather than he had anticipated. Ninja describes a very disjointed, attention-deficit Kanye who speaks of taking pills to control his rage and randomly slips into non sequiturs:

“I had this idea for a track and, as I’m about to say the shit about the track, Kanye just turns on an anal sex video. Like a random anal sex video. And then Kanye says, ‘Why is this guy putting his whole hand in her ass with his dick?’ And then he turned back to me and said, ‘Sorry, what were you saying?’”

Kanye asks Ninja if he liked banana pudding, which the Afrikaner took to mean some urban dictionary slang. But it was a bowl of Kim Kardashian’s homemade banana pudding. They dined on pudding then Kanye went digging into the fridge to wolf down cold fried chicken. Ninja appears legitimately shaken by the encounter. This must be what people felt like after being in the studio with Brian Wilson during his crazy. If Brian Wilson were less talented. And his mom died during liposuction.

Ninja closes by noting that he intentionally lost Kanye’s number. Probably not good enough. Ninja’s a pretty easy name to remember. Now you’re Steve. Kanye’s thinking about you while he’s putting his whole hand in his wife, Steve. Could you maybe eat that banana pudding while maintaining eye contact next time.