Kanye Just Can’t Let Go

Kanye West is still talking about that one time at band camp he interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at the 2009 VMA’s. Even twelve year old Taylor Swift fansite bloggers stopped asking years ago.

West swerved onto the topic on the Steve Harvey Radio Show even after Harvey said he’s rather not bring it up.

This is Kanye West’s molestation moment. That seminal time in his life when he was brutalized that keeps spinning in his subconscious and rendering him apoplectic with rage.

“As soon as Britney shaved her head and they saw that money going down, they had already marked what that award was going to be that night. They ain’t expect no activist that had just lost his mama a year later, sitting there with a bottle of Hennessey. The only reason I drank the Hennessey in the first place is because I said, ‘Imma just have to get drunk to deal with all the lies I’m about to see.’

It was two years earlier your mom was taken by discount liposuction and most jobs don’t allow you to get wasted to express your sadness. I’d measure my blessings against the institutional racism run amok in the music business. Beyonce’s worth about $450 million and you were worth about $150 million before you started buying super expensive sable fur lined His and Hers crotchless panties. Ease off the cognac and soar like an eagle. The Man’s still on vacation. You can definitely sneak some more shit by.

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