Gene Simmons Calls Dead Prince a Pussy

Gene Simmons consumes media attention as Rebel Wilson to chocolate covered name anything. The former KISS guitarist and founding member took a pot shot at dead Prince calling him out for presumably croaking in his 50’s from a Percocet overdose. 

I think Prince was heads, hands and feet about all the rest of them. I thought he left [Michael] Jackson in the dust. Prince was way beyond that. But how pathetic that he killed himself. Don’t kid yourself, that’s what he did. Slowly, I’ll grant you … but that’s what drugs and alcohol is: a slow death

Simmons is famous for constantly reminding people how he’s never touched booze or narcotics in his entire life. Very similar to Donald Trump. Which provides a solid baseline for the type of wigged men with an obsession for abstaining from being occasionally off-guard. You know what happens to the OCD when their blood alcohol level rises past three drinks. It’s decades of psychotherapy breakthroughs spewed out in two minutes of shocking revelations and tears. What do you mean you fucked a goat? Of course you had to kill it and bury it next to the tree with the funny leaves. 

Simmons makes a valid point, though it’s fairly moot given how entertainers almost always prematurely die from controlled substances. It’s possible they need the drugs to keep creating and performing, as opposed to judging people from afar as your face grows ever more to resemble a spray tanned Bernie Sanders. Nice lips. 

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