Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless, Finally, For Fuck’s Sake

The primary draw of Entourage was watching Vinny play straight while waiting pointlessly for Sloan to get naked. Since she played the popular girl in Snow Day, the world has been pining to see Emmanuelle Chriqui’s tits. There’s no other profession where sellers refuse to please their buyers more than attractive women in American film and television. Were you replaceable? That question is moot. You’re forty and you’ve timed out. If you need achromatic lensing, you’re already too late. Why does Adrian Grenier keep saying gross?

_{Photo credit: Randall Slavin, Achromatic}